DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
if someone really deserves a smack in the jaw then you fucking smack them in the jaw
don’t be a wimp, you have to stick up for yourself if someone is harassing you in any way
i’m all for not being a wimp but assault charges are a thing
obviously there are limits (like don’t freaking break someone’s arm just because they called you a mean name) but if, say, some douchebag is trying to rob you or something then it’s ok to defend yourself by fighting back
A LITTLE BOY JUST TRADED IN ASSASSINS CREED II WITH HIS OWN PERSONALIZED COVER ART
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.
it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.
“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”
8ut only sometimes!
okay I sing this song with my students all the time I never made this connection. SUPER CUTE AAAAHHHH
BUT GINNY I HAD MY SPINNERET SING IT ALL THE TIME….
Also hnnnngh Ene this is so cute her little fingers ;;
shark smooch comic